You love the band. You step up the volume whenever their tunes play. You religiously follow their social media accounts. You’ve purchased their merch and even, their CDs (in this age, no way?!). Their tour is announced. You save up the money, you’re online at an unconventional weekday time, and you refresh your browser just when to purchase a ticket. It’s one of the happiest moments of your life: you’re going to see them live! You’re going to scream their lyrics back at them, groove to their #choons and experience an adrenaline fuelled love rush like never before. You start YouTubing their live concerts to stay pumped. The raw talent blasting from your screen is orgasmic (in whichever sense of the word that best applies to you).
Then you see it. You’ve seen it before but it didn’t stand out because you weren’t going to be a part of it. There, surrounding your favourite band onstage, is an insanely large crowd of seemingly insanely minded people: a mosh pit.
Who would’ve thought a band with lyrics like ‘I burnt my life and I branded my soul’ would have a rough fan following? Not like the band’s name is Violent Soho…
Now, I don’t mind coming home covered in the sweat of strangers if it’s all in good moshing fun but, like most people, I generally don’t want to die. So, how does one survive the rock concert mosh?
Look at different areas of the mosh pit. Decide which area you’ll join and prepare for the conditions of that area. E.g: if you’re joining the middle—notoriously the most intense—you may want to practice your pit moves.
Dress the Part
- Always, always, always wear closed-toed shoes. Boots are best.
- For tops: wear a loose shirt. Ideally the band’s merch, where better to wear it?
- For bottoms: avoid wearing a skirt or dress, unless you don’t mind flashing?
- Tie up long hair.
- Avoid jewellery.
You’re going to sweat, jump around, be shoved around and absorb the sweat of countless others’, fancy clothing is not appropriate. And remember, no matter how cold it is outside, the temperature in the mosh will feel the same as the inside of your car feels in summer. If you need a jacket, wear one you can tie around your waist.
On the Day
Hydrate yourself and eat well beforehand. You don’t want to pass out in the mosh!
Arrive early. You know how you spent all that time researching mosh pits to pick out your favourite spot? Well, there’s no guarantee you’ll get it if you arrive late! The early mosher catches the tunes.
What to Pack
- Water, water, water. Or money to buy water at the venue.
- If you have long hair, an extra hair-tie (in case of breakages or loss of your original).
- Strong, protective phone case (for your phone, duh).
- Portable charger.
- Fit all items in a small bag with a strap that fits over your shoulder. Otherwise, utilise pockets and underwear but test your items won’t fling out first.
- A can-do rock and roll attitude! HELL YEAHHHHHH.
Holding Your Spot in the Mosh
Use your body size to your advantage. If you’re smaller: weave, duck and squeeze between people and find someone/thing to cling onto. If you’re larger: push through people and hold your own ground against them.
If you don’t want to let the crowd drag you then, once you find your spot, hang on for dear life in every and any way you can—don’t be like that bastard in the Titanic.
If you plan on moshing all night, avoid heavy drinking. You can’t keep your spot in the mosh if you have to go to the bathroom.
Will your mosh pit experience always go to plan? Hell no. Will it always be worth it? Hell yes. You’ll learn to reflect upon the next morning’s bruises with the greatest admiration.
I wouldn’t change a thing!
My Top 3 Rock Moshes
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For now, rock on dudes.